October 18, 2004
Campaign humorI can't face more fact-checking right now. (You can find links to fanatical fact-check sites here.) But I could use some funnies.
No matter your position, John Kerry agrees with you! An audio parody ad.
Regular Guys for Bush has a hard-hitting video ad raising pertinent questions about John Kerry's approach to cheesesteak.
SCHIEFFER: You're both looking quite lovely this evening. Have I mentioned that? With that in mind, and excuse me as I loosen my belt here, do you believe homosexuality is a choice?Beverage warning on this one.
BUSH: I don't know, Bob. I don't know anything.
KERRY: Dick Cheney's daughter knows. She knows her father is an evil, evil man.
SCHIEFFER: Okay, now that we've started the section of the debate where we'll be pandering to the religious nuts, what do you think about abortion?
BUSH: I wish I'd been aborted, Bob. Because being President is hard. It's hard work. Hard. I work on Tuesdays. Every Tuesday. It's terrible. It's hard. Oh, so hard.
KERRY: Oh, so we're parodying the other debates now? Well, I remember that first World Trade Center bombing, in 1993, and then the other one, in 2001, what's that, 2, 3, 28 years later?
BUSH: Maybe you should look it up on the Internets.
KERRY: Or I'll just ask my wife's OG-BMW.
BUSH: Good idea. Should we get back to the debate at hand after that fun little interlude?
KERRY: Yes, we shall. I grew up a Catholic. I was an altar boy. I was touched by no fewer than fourteen priests. But I don't think I can tell people not to have abortions, not because I think they're good, but because I want to win this election, and my consultants insist this one is non-negotiable.
This one's pretty funny too.
QandO live-fisks the debate.
This one's for all you Monty Python fans:
Senator Kerry: Oh, what is my plan?Football Fans for Truth on an important campaign issue.
Senator Kerry: Oh what is my plan that it is. Well Chris you may well ask me what is my plan.
Moderator: I am asking.
Senator Kerry: Good for you. My word yes. Well Chris, what is it that it is - this plan of mine. Well, this is what it is - my plan that I have, that is to say, which is mine, is mine. . . .
If you are still feeling enraged and frustrated after having a good laugh, you can slap the candidate here.
Judith | 10/18/04 at 08:35 PM | Categories: - GOTV '04
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