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September 26, 2005
Inventive fundraising
If you want to adopt an American military sniper in Iraq, AND make George Galloway pay for it, make a bid at this eBay auction.
So what happens when you cross a beautiful girl with George Galloway?It depends.
After the debate we had books prepared for signing. I would go on the Hitchens line, and my girlfriend, the evening’s “CIA” operative [read below] would put to use both her beauty and intelligence when winning Mr. Galloway’s autograph on our new copy of “Mr. Galloway Goes to Washington”.
As the old man, fresh from his lovefest with the dictator of Syria, flirted nonstop with her, she would insist the autograph not be written to her, but that Galloway – now batting his eyes and begging to learn her name – should write something meaningful. And he did, “Troops out of Iraq!”Why did she do it? Karma aside... so we can use Galloway’s own book, his own signature, from his own event where he was cheering the “martyrdom operations” against our troops FOR our troops.
So what happens when you cross a beautiful girl with George Galloway? All proceeds from this auction will buy much needed supplies for American snipers in Iraq. You receive the autographed book. A letter of thanks from Adopt-a-Sniper for the donation in your name.
Wait, that’s not all.
Mr. Galloway receives an itemized thank you letter acknowledging his generous fundraising effort and support of what hopefully amounts to a few well-aimed shells to the head of a suicide bomber who would have taken 20 Iraqi children with him.
You also get a framed copy of that letter.
He also adds some anecdotes about colorful characters at the Hitchens-Galloway debate.
Judith | 09/26/05 at 09:51 AM | Categories: - Useful idiots
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