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June 13, 2006
Handy Leftist guide to understanding evil
I'm sick in bed and haven't had the energy to post much, but synchronistically my Anonymous ex-Liberal Jewish Friend who wrote this piece has sent me something for the blog. Thanks, AxLJF, for helping me out here.
Here you go:
Following the tortured twists and turns of leftists' morality has been absolutely impossible --until now. Because, fortunately, I've assembled your very own...
HANDY DANDY LEFTIST GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING EVIL
1. There's no such thing as evil.
2. The one exception to Rule Number One is people who call other people evil. They're evil.
3. Of course, I just called evil-callers evil, making me an evil-caller too, which (if we follow Rule Number Two) makes me evil, too.
4. However, the one exception to Rule Number Two is me and everyone who thinks exactly like me. Why do we merit this exception? Because we're good. How do we know we're good? Because we believe in Rule Number One, which unequivocally states...
5. There's no such thing as evil.
There now. That clears things up nicely, doesn't it?
Judith | 06/13/06 at 03:19 PM | Categories: - Useful idiots
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Got it wrong, Judith. The United States and those it supports are evil. Those who oppose the US and its allies are not evil.
Alex Bensky | June 14, 2006 11:26 AM
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