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June 09, 2006
When Zarqawi Speaks, Jihadists Listen
Abu Musab Zarqawi enjoyed a few lucid moments after the Great Satan came a-knocking. Thanks to Kesher Talk's exclusive sources at the NSA, which monitored Zarqawi's demise, we can confidently say that his final words most probably included some of these statements:
-- "I . . . should . . . have . . . spent . . . more . . . time . . . at . . . the . . . office."
-- "What do you mean, I need to show proof of insurance before I can get medical treatment?"
-- "Someday dial Katie Couric, quick! I promised her an exclusive!"
-- "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be jihadists."
-- "Why didn't I listen to Mom when she told me to always wear clean underwear? I'm so embarrassed."
-- "I see the Devil, and he's putting a 'Captain and Tennille' CD in his boombox. NOOOOOOOO."
-- "Why if it isn't Uday and Qusay. Hiya, guys, what's with the pitchforks in your butt?"
-- "Hello, I must be going."
-- "Timor mortis conturbat me."
-- "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
-- "Rosebud."
"OK, I'll admit it. Payback IS a bitch."
Van | 06/09/06 at 02:29 PM | Categories: - Iraq
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"My name is NEO!"
Joseph T Major | June 9, 2006 05:18 PM
So long "Z" I shall not miss you or shed any tears at your recent demise !
"All we are saying is give Peace a chance."
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