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August 10, 2006
War humor
Via Jameel: Two Israelis from Tel-Aviv...calling Burger King...in Beirut
Best. Blog title. Evah. At least if you've seen "Team America."
Lebanon is smaller (10,400 km² vs 12,145 km²) and has a smaller population (3,874,050 vs 4,198,543) than Sydney.Israel at 20,770 km² and 6,352,117 people is somewhat larger.
Lebanon, Israel, the West Bank, Gaza, and Jordan combined are about the same size as the weapons testing range at Woomera in South Australia.
The Dissident Frogman has turned his furious sarcasm on the Reuters photoshopping scandal, emplying his considerable graphics skillz to smoke up the joint:
The thumbnail above links to a 1280 pixel wide image, where you can read the text in the lower right corner. If your appetite is whetted, check out the Reuters building in flames.
DF is also anticipating the siege of Paris.
And he's made a demo video to show you how it's done.
Speaking of France . . . from Seraphic Secret:
Top 10 French Middle East Peace Proposals, by Jake Novak10) Build cushy, soft, and delicious buffer between Israel and Lebanon: "The Marsipan Line"
9) Lull combatants into deep sleep with 4 1/2 hour French movie filed mostly with scenes where nobody talks
8) Blame everything on Alfred Dreyfuss, (hey, it worked once!)
7) Distract everyone in the region by proposing the end of guaranteed jobs and pensions
6) Send in their most revered peace envoy: Jerry Lewis
5) Offer to re-settle West Bank Arabs on the Left Bank... oh wait, they're already there
4) Keep Hezbollah aggressions in check with steady diet of vintage wine and cheese
3) Just hand everything over to Germany, (hey they tried it once!)
2) Delight Israelis and Arabs alike by evicting Suha Arafat from her Paris apartment
1) Tell everyone to run away
Judith | 08/10/06 at 02:33 AM | Categories: - Amazing things
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