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March 12, 2007
My Non-Review of 300
From Occasional Kesher Talk Contributor, Ben (from NY):
I haven’t seen the movie.
Some would say this one fact eliminates me from reasonable discussion of it, but on the other hand, no-one alive today has seen the actual Battle of Thermopylae, and plenty of people still discuss it. On the third hand, I’ve seen the trailer. And who’s going to tell me that I can’t form an opinion based on the trailer? That’s why they make trailers- to enable us to form an opinion of a movie; hopefully, “I want to see this one.” My contacts in the movie industry tell me the trailer is a carefully edited, formulated device designed to elicit a very specific opinion, but on the… fifth?... hand, does this mean the rest of the movie isn’t?
What I’ve learned is this: I really don’t need to see 300. Yes, it’s based on an actual historical event, but I know how that one turned out. I know the ending. The good guys lose, but their sacrifice enables other good guys to win. I know somewhat more historical detail than the average American although perhaps less than the average professor of Greek history. I would have wanted to see the Battle of Thermopylae painstakingly researched and recreated, but my preferences are apparently unusual ones. As it is, I know that I will not learn any new facts from 300 because it’s evident from the trailer that the filmmakers were not interested in accurately showing historical detail. The Spartans most definitely did not fight wearing helmets, capes, and Speedos. They wore serious armor. Did they forget the stuff?


I was reminded of a scene from the equally historically inept film Troy. Ancient Greece was renowned for its military engineering prowess, but during “Troy”, while watching hordes of Greek warriors rush towards the city walls, obviously planning to smash down towering stone fortifications with their spears, I was almost certain I heard one of them ad lib: “Oh crap, we forgot the Siege Towers!”.
What’s left for me is basically like watching someone else play a video game- a rather bloody one. I’ll pass.
So then comes the wave of reviews. Not only does the movie review establishment hate it, but they clearly hate it, at least in part, on political grounds. What? Are they trying to tell me that somehow, the events and people portrayed in 300 have some relation to modern day politics? Well, perhaps in the broadest sense- people are fighting- but how else? I’ve read a number of reviews in which the reviewer seems to believe that the movie connects the Spartans with everything that is supposedly right wing today, including support for the various military endeavors going on today: Iraq, Afghanistan, and elsewhere.
As in:
"Some of the rhetoric is so war-thirsty, it's surprising the movie wasn't followed by "I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message."
and:
“Director Zack Snyder's new dramatization of the epic Spartan stand at Thermopylae will probably go down real well at the White House it isn't a stretch to imagine Adolf's boys at a "300" screening, heil-fiving each other throughout and then lining up to see it again.”
Oh, no, they just can’t be trying to tell me that the Spartans are identified with modern day conservatives. The Spartans considered the killing of physically deformed children to be beneficial to their society. Conservatives are appalled by abortion. Conservatives dislike government support for the arts, whereas the mandated and government provided education for boys included, in addition to the military arts, singing and dancing. Sparta had a program of land redistribution aimed at balancing the wealth of rich and poor citizens. They were poets: the oldest known Greek love poem- well, a heterosexual one- is of Spartan origin. Maybe there is one, tiny connection they can make: the Spartans considered their society worth defending, to the death if necessary, and so do Conservatives. Without doubt, some on the Left considered this a “Right Wing” flick only because the Spartans displayed a virtue they couldn’t possibly comprehend: They wished to defend their nation.
Sothe only “Right Wing” behavior the Spartans showed is a willingness to defend Greece. Is that enough? Does that one little thing make all the difference now? Has the Litmus Test truly become “Do you believe our society must be defended with force, if yes. Step to the Right, you are a Conservative, if no, step to the Left, you are Liberal.?
I wonder: One of the things that 300 fails to tell us is that Greek victory over the Persians had a second critical moment, a month after Thermopylae: The Battle of Salamis. This time it was Athens that provided the main heroic protagonists as a grossly outnumbered Greek Navy fought off the much larger Persian force. Against Spartan advice, no less. What would be the discussion today if THAT had been the movie: the wine sipping lyre strumming interior decorating limp wristed boy loving Athenians- the cultural antithesis of militaristic Sparta- step up to defeat the Persians. Would that imply that they too were nothing but bloodthirsty hawkish conservatives?
Thermoplyae and Salamis were both crucial for the Greeks. Without the heroism at Thermopylae, they would never have rallied to win further battles. Without the heroism at Salamis, the Persians would have had a fleet capable of sustaining their large army in Greece. Both victories were needed to save Greece. If you were to join the stories of Thermopylae and Salamis, you would get, in my opinion, a much more compelling story: a society on the verge of destruction by a foreign enemy, which managed to win against overwhelming odds because both warrior kings and gentle poets did what they had to do. The wonders a diverse and cosmopolitan society can achieve when the media actually supports the military!
Thus, to me it’s neither a Left or Right thing. Some people simply get the idea that their society is endangered, some do not. 300 is clearly about some that did. It may be that today, a lot of people on the Left are uncomfortable with the very idea of a foreign, existential threat to society, but such discomfort does not erase the fact that historically, this has happened, time and time again. To them, it's either impossible, or well deserved, or both.
And then comes the second wave of reviews.
It made money. Tons of it. This, to the movie industry- to any industry- outweighs all other considerations. The reviews were now much more positive. Hollywood will twitch its collective whiskers and wriggle its nose at the scent of money. And they will do what comes naturally to them: they will want more of it. Oh, sure, individual artists will sniff at how the movie-going public manifests the IQ of cheese, and puff that the reason *their* work wasn’t so popular was only that the audience wasn’t smart enough for it, but the real power will follow the money. So why did it make money? Do we really like dreary slice and dice blood and gore films? Or do the messages- neither left nor right but vital and sincere- resonate?
Ben
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Comments
...both warrior kings and gentle poets
As far as I remember, the Greek cities were at war with each other almost constantly. All of them. Gentle poets? Pshaw! The Spartans just decided to specialize in warfare and Lycurgis supplied a carefully thought out program to achieve that end. Sparta was the first fascist state, if you will, and greatly admired by the other Greeks for their prowess. But the Athenians were no slouches in the spear and slice department.
chuck | March 13, 2007 02:03 AM
It's a rhetorical exaggeration, a flourish of prose, my point being that these two societies, perceived as social opposites, nevertheless both contributed crucial components to victory. I think it would be a good lesson for today.
Ben
Ben | March 13, 2007 09:58 AM
i dont think seige towers are mentioned anywhere in the Iliad. obviously, Troy was not going for historical accuracy and yes, its a truly horrible film -- the one exception being peter o'toole's speech to brad pitt which is, not surprisingly, the only moment in the film which is taken almost verbatim from Homer's epic -- but the lack of military engineering would seem to be accurate. or, at least, faithful to the war as portrayed in Greek epic mythology.
benjamin | March 13, 2007 04:21 PM
One of the great parts on the History Channel review was that Salamis was, I believe, the third encounter between the Greek and the Persian Navy during the campaign under Themistocles. It was the critical one for finally convincing the Persians that they had no future in Greece, but the critical damage done in the second encounter off of Artemisium removed the chance of long-term seaborne resupply. Even with the pontoon bridge over the straights, ships played a key role in the logistics for the Persians. They had the bitter knowledge that they could burn Athens but not keep it... Salamis was the final blow that forced Persia back for good and all. The lovely thing is that Themistocles saw this coming years earlier and lied to get Athens to build naval vessels! Now *thats* a politician!
Coming from a comic book background, whenever you get Frank Miller involved, as he did 300 back in the '90s, you understand that his artistic license must be taken into account. As part of the program he pointed out that for the static page, armor does very little to show posture, beyond the basics, and that to get an idea of motion and to make combat fluid he did get rid of the armor. Actually, for a film, ranks of bronze breastplates, helmets, greaves and shields make for a very impressive showing of the Heavy Hoplites of Sparta. Unfortunately they went with Miller's vision as the more martial arts oriented work is easier to train and coordinate for, than having the actors sweating it out in bronze armor day after day.
The greatest shock to the Persians were Heavy Hoplites... they were unprepared for a true military culture like Sparta, and if the pass behind them had been kept by the force that was sent there, the limit of sustaining the pass would be that of the defenders - leaving the attackers to wear themselves down and out in frustration. Even with that, breaking The Immortals on the second day guaranteed that Xerxes was not going to have the disciplined core needed to keep the campaign going for a long time. The Immortals were his best and most well trained, with their moral broken going on was going to be 'touch and go'.
One of the military analysts pointed out that the force that was sent to the pass was over 7,000 soldiers. What Leonides did was move out the bulk of the soldiers during the night in small groups to get past the compromised area and re-group. 300 Spartans and 400 Thebans, 700 Thespians remained to allow the bulk of the Army to escape to fight another day. But for the Spartans it was: "With your shield or on it." Return home in victory or death.
After that generation would come Philip of Macedon, uniting the Greek City States for good. And his son would conquer Egypt, Persia and much more... Alexander the Great. But you would not get a united Greece without Leonidas and Themistocles.
Would that we could see the Ranks of Bronze glinting in the sun, and the leaden heart of Xerxes seeing soldiers in bronze plate with bronze shield on the second day.
ajacksonian
| March 13, 2007 10:03 PM
Dr. Hundert pointed out an important change in Western ethics that has taken place. It would give another aspect to the assessment of Themistocles. Edward Hundert gave the example of a moral assessment then of a Greek Admiral. The story was that he had trained his sailors well in the ships; the ships were in good order. When they went out to sea, they were however scattered by a storm and the operation ruined. The Admiral was not viewed as morally correct. If he had been then the gods would not have scattered his ships. It gives another perspective to the announcement from Marathon, "Nike" or victory. The normative Western vision now is seen through Kant after whom, if a thing is impossible to do, it is not morally necessary to achieve it.
michael | March 14, 2007 01:08 AM
"i dont think seige towers are mentioned anywhere in the Iliad."
Note:
"Then was heard the din of battle about the gates of Calydon, and the dull thump of the battering against their walls."
Presumably this would be by means of a covered ram, and not fists.
" but the lack of military engineering would seem to be accurate. or, at least, faithful to the war as portrayed in Greek epic mythology."
There isn't much to go on in the epic, and I would make 3 points here.
1. Seige engineering is mentioned, if obscurely.
2. The idea that you need to build things like mobile ladders to take a fortified city was pretty well known at the time.
3. They obviously had the resources and skills to build a big wooden horse. In 10 years, no one thought of ladders? Absurd.
Ben
Ben | March 14, 2007 09:44 AM
I think I had another comment but it vanished.
Ah, well, the gist was that yes, the Illiad actually does reference seige weapons.
"Then was heard the din of battle about the gates of Calydon, and the dull thump of the battering against their walls."
This would be probably be a covered ram.
But the ancient Greeks thought a lot like contemporary film makers: Seige engines aren't nearly so much fun to watch as heroic warriors going mano a mano.
Ben
Ben | March 15, 2007 12:47 PM
fair enough, but most of the combat in the Iliad describes hand to hand or chariot combat. Homer also knew his audience.
benjamin | March 15, 2007 03:02 PM
My complaints to Mr.Ben,who clearly expresses his knowlege on this review or should I say subject,without watching the movie.Your thoughts and coments warrant a accomplished nod,from the rest of us that simlpy relish to hear the abvious-common sense.
You nailed it right on sir,well done.
I watched the movie and was surprised to see how the battle of thermopylae was somewhat true to the historic rhetoric.
paul lazaris | March 20, 2007 03:44 PM













