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March 27, 2007
'South Park' Meets Dickens: The Crisis Deepens
The songs of the "South Park" movie continue to echo in my happy household. A few weeks ago "Blame Canada" captured my son Shmoikel's attention, and that led to an entry, "South Park Meets Sondheim," that called down the wrath of hellfire during the blog torturefest at Jewcy.
Now, the musical crisis continues. We recently saw "The Mystery of Edwin Drood" at the same time the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" was stuck on "play" in our heads. I wanted to make a snappy connection between that song and Edwin Drood, but unfortunately none of the tunes stayed in my mind, at least as performed at this high school production by earnest students attempting British accents.
But then I had an inspiration. Substitute the words "Nancy Pelosi" for "Brian Boitano" and the song works well and is even funnier. The names scan perfectly, in the poetic sense. So, without further ado, we present right here on the Kesher Talk stage, "What Would Nancy Pelosi Do?" I leave it to you, the reader, to discover who Terrance and Phillip are.
What Would Nancy Pelosi Do?
What would Nancy Pelosi do
If she was here right now,
She'd make a plan
And she'd follow through,
That's what Nancy Pelosi'd do.
When Nancy Pelosi was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
She did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Nancy Pelosi was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
She used her magical fire breath,
And saved the bloggers fair.
So what would Nancy Pelosi do
If she were here today,
I'm sure she'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Nancy Pelosi'd do.
When Nancy Pelosi travelled through time
To the year 3010,
She fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when Nancy Pelosi built the pyramids,
She beat up Kublia Khan
Cuz Nancy Pelosi doesn't take s--t from an-y-body
So let's all get together,
And unite to stop our Moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Nancy Pelosi'd do.
Van | 03/27/07 at 08:05 PM | Categories: Sensual pleasures
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Not a sow cow.
The Salchow is named after skating pioneer Ulrich Salchow.
Robert Schwartz | March 28, 2007 11:37 PM
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