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April 09, 2007

Ellen Barkin: World Enough and Time on Page Six

Continuing her brave self-healing as a struggling single mom, Jewish love goddess Ellen Barkin showed the kind of spunk that has made her a favorite celebrity among Kesher Talk readers, who clamor for constant coverage of her new life.

According to the New York Post's Page Six, the unofficial chronicler of her many comings and goings, Ellen had this to say last week:

WHEN Ellen Barkin called into Bravo's live online show "Watch What Happens" Wednesday night, host Andy Cohen asked Barkin whether she "did it" with George Clooney on the set of "Ocean's 13." "Have you done it with George Clooney?" she asked back. Cohen then told her, "I'd like to quiz you on everyone you've ever done it with," to which Barkin responded, "I know you would. But you don't have enough time." The conversation eventually cooled off and focused on Barkin's favorite piece of furniture - her $60,000 leather coffee table.

"You don't have enough time" -- one must marvel at Ellen's keen grasp of 17th century English poetry. Obviously, her comments directly refer to the first line of Andrew Marvell's timeless poem, "To His Coy Mistress:"

Had we but world enough, and time, This coyness, Lady, were no crime

We would sit down and think which way

To walk and pass our long love's day.

Thou by the Indian Ganges' side

Shouldst rubies find: I by the tide

Of Humber would complain. I would

Love you ten years before the Flood,

And you should, if you please, refuse

Till the conversion of the Jews.

My vegetable love should grow


Vaster than empires, and more slow;

An hundred years should go to praise

Thine eyes and on thy forehead gaze;

Two hundred to adore each breast,

But thirty thousand to the rest;

An age at least to every part,

And the last age should show your heart.

For, Lady, you deserve this state,

Nor would I love at lower rate.

But at my back I always hear

Time's wingèd chariot hurrying near;

And yonder all before us lie

Deserts of vast eternity.

Thy beauty shall no more be found,

Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound

My echoing song: then worms shall try

That long preserved virginity,

And your quaint honour turn to dust,

And into ashes all my lust:

The grave 's a fine and private place,

But none, I think, do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue

Sits on thy skin like morning dew,

And while thy willing soul transpires

At every pore with instant fires,

Now let us sport us while we may,

And now, like amorous birds of prey,

Rather at once our time devour

Than languish in his slow-chapt power.

Let us roll all our strength and all

Our sweetness up into one ball,

And tear our pleasures with rough strife

Thorough the iron gates of life:

Thus, though we cannot make our sun

Stand still, yet we will make him run.

If Ellen keeps talking like this, could a revival of another literary immortal, Christopher Marlowe, not be far off? After all, his play The Tragical History of Dr. Faustus concerns Helen of Troy. Helen -- Ellen -- the connection is obvious. Read in that light, Marlowe's play can be viewed as a hymn of love to Ellen:

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships

And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?

Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss.

Her lips suck forth my soul; see where it flies!

Come, Helen, come, give me my soul again.

Here I will dwell, for heaven be in these lips,

And all is dross that is not Helena.

I will be Paris, and for love of thee,

Instead of Troy, shall Wittenberg be sacked;

And I will combat with weak Menelaus,

And wear thy colors on my plumed crest;

Yea, I will wound Achilles in the heel,

And then return to Helen for a kiss.

Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air

Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars;

Brighter art thou than flaming Jupiter

When he appeared to hapless Semele;

More lovely than the monarch of the sky

In wanton Arethusa's azured arms;

And known but thou shalt be my paramour!

Van | 04/09/07 at 06:24 AM | Categories: Sensual pleasures

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Ellen Barkin is such a seductive woman. I have been in love with her for years - from afar . :)

Paul | April 9, 2007 07:57 AM

Robert Schwartz | April 9, 2007 04:15 PM

Messed that link up. Try again:

One of the great seduction scenes of all times.

Robert Schwartz | April 9, 2007 04:20 PM

Bid deal, Ellen Barkin. Lucy Lawless could wipe the floor with her.

Apropos of Helen of Troy, it's not generally known that as the Greek fleet neared the coast the Trojans sent out a small boat, hoping to persuade the Greeks to turn back. This was known as the launch that faced a thousand ships.

Alex Bensky | April 10, 2007 12:33 PM

Barkin up the wrong tree, as far as I'm concerned. She's given me the creeps from Day One.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) | April 10, 2007 09:36 PM

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