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April 10, 2007
Yeah, We're Descended from Apes. You Got a Problem With That?
Some people out there claim that Jews are descended from apes and pigs. I don't know about the porcine part, but I don't mind the monkey connection. To those who think otherwise, I would say in my best Lords of Flatbush accent, you got a problem with that?
Now, a way exists to honor that supposed connection, help primates in need and take a poke at the mullahs who think they are insulting us. Through the Jane Goodall Institute, you can become a Chimpanzee Guardian. For $100, you can support a specific chimp and get
• A photograph and biography of your chimpanzee
• A chimpanzee poster
• A certificate of guardianship
• Information about the Gombe Stream Research Centre Sanctuary Program and the Jane Goodall Institute.
Short biographies of the chimps in need present them in terms that tug the heartstrings. For example:
Timi is the 75th orphan chimpanzee at Tchimpounga sanctuary. His mother was shot for bushmeat.
I like this idea, uniting two groups with a common enemy. I even came up with a zippy chant to use for a joint Jews 'n Chimps freedom rally:
The primates, united, will never be defeated!
Van | 04/10/07 at 07:15 AM | Categories: - Amazing things
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I have a couple of relatives who aren't as smart as chimps !! :)
Paul | April 10, 2007 12:44 PM
I am amazed at the shortsightedness of opponents of evolution who fixate on the supposed humiliation of descending from Apes.
That's hardly the beginning! We descended from rat-like lemur-like proto-primates, worms, and protozoa! If the trail of evolution ended at the Ape, it would be simply be a more complex version of creationism.
Ben
Ben | April 10, 2007 10:01 PM
I prefer chimps to humans who practice certain socially backward religions. I don't mind descending from those cheeky monkeys either. But the human mind is no accident, even one like mine.
marc | April 11, 2007 12:22 PM
There are no accidents in evolution. There are unplaned changes which are either favored or selected against but "accident" is a human term - a value given to an event.
Evolution should be looked at as a computational process; a combination of trial and error with a long memory.
Saul | April 11, 2007 02:17 PM
Personally I find the idea that God and evolution are incompatable to be pointless. It is sort of like being forced to accept either the scientific explanation of baking being a process of heat, yeast, carbon dioxide, etc, or that bread is created by a Baker.
If one argues that one cannot have both evolution and God, it seems to me that one is placing arbitrary restrictions on the abilities of God.
I'm also a bit curious why scientific explanations of other creation events does not attract this heat. How come the creationists never try to prove that gravity, accretion, dust, etc are not elements of star and planet formation?
Ben
Ben | April 12, 2007 02:55 PM
the Quran says that Jews are descended from apes and pigs. Pickthall's translation of the Quran [Koran: An Interpretation] has an index to look up the several places referring to Jews as descended from apes and pigs.
Eliyahu | April 15, 2007 02:30 AM













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