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May 21, 2007
Annals of the Palestinian Civil War Reenactment Society
July 1, 2010 -- The first meeting of the Palestinian Civil War Reenactment Society will now come to order.
Thank you, Mr. Secretary. First, let me say how excited we are at the great turn-out at this organizational meeting. We know how challenging it can be to get together to reenact the Civil War while it's taking place, but we suspected that a substantial number of people would want to take part in this exciting activity.
And what amazing activities we have planned. This civil war reenactment society is going to, so to speak, kick a little tushy.
First, our members are devoted to total authenticity. We have scoured the pages of the New York Times and other fine publications to get an exacting picture of the cool fashion statements made by Fata and Hamas in the early years of this conflict, which is sometimes called the War Between the Failed Parasitic States. We carefully studied the scarves, beards and, most important, corporate-logo T-shirts favored by the brave boys who fought so ferociously for the glorious cause of . . . well, we're not sure what the cause was, but it certainly sent many fighters to claim their 72 raisins.
Second, we studied the many colorful groups that played a role in this war. OK, the groups that didn't play a role. Unlike the intifada against the Zionist entity, the Palestinian Civil War for some reason attracted little attention from groups such as Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, Queers for Palestine, those human shield groups. They all chimed in during when the Zionist entity was involved, but they had a quieter role in this conflict. Fortunately, this provides an outstanding opportunity for Palestinian Civil War reenactors to play a very interesting role -- that is, standing around with their finger up their rump watching while our brothers slaughtered each other.
This concludes the opening meeting of the Palestinian Civil War Reenactment Society. The floor is now open for comments and ideas.
Van | 05/21/07 at 09:23 PM | Categories: - Gaza and Palestine
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!! You're all so rough and tough here at Kesher. Ha, ha, ha.
Now what would Micah say about this?
MICAH 2:1 Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.
MICAH 2:2 And they covet fields, and take them by violence; and houses, and take them away: so they oppress a man and his house, even a man and his heritage.
MICAH 2:3 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time is evil.
The Other Alan | May 22, 2007 11:16 AM
i,m iranian but i like all jewish people & i hope to see israel better than this
be omide roozi ke betavanim az keshvare shoma didan konim
mohammadreza | May 23, 2007 04:57 AM
mohammadreza,
The Jewish people enjoyed Life is Beautiful, a comedy set in the Holocaust.G-d, even when angry, has, in part, Shakespeare's attitude of 'What fools these mortals be.' The Israelis need that attitude to keep related to the Palestinians. Allah may be akhbar but could work on his sense of humor.
michael | May 31, 2007 08:51 AM
