![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.keshertalk.com/nav-commenters.gif)
« Insert joke about Shrub here | Home | 5 years of Kesher Talk »
August 18, 2007
Distracting the Terrorists, Part 2: MILFs v. MILF
In the annals of synchronized acronyms, the greatest pairing ever involves the Moro Islamic Liberation Front from the Philippines and, well, a type of character immortalized in the movie American Pie.
This thought struck me when I read the headline on a Jamestown Foundation report on terror in the Phllippines:
MILF Seeks Leverage as Fighting Against Abu Sayyaf and MNLF Escalates
Moro Islamic Liberation Front = MILF. What legitimate fighting force would go into battle with that acronym? Give that man a fatwa!
Then the thought hit me: The West could send an elite team of our own MILFS out to destroy MILF. But for that to happen, you need to know the alternative meaning of MILF.
Can you say Stifler's mom?
Given the worldwide family audience of Kesher Talk, I'll sidestep a specific definition, which you can find elsewhere. Let's say the concept is post-partum "Charlie's Angels."
The alternative meaning of MILF struck me as I pondered more ways to distract terrorists. Playing dance classics during robot tank attacks works well. Another terrorist-distracting strategy could involve deployment of elite MILF brigades, highly trained killers and heartbreakers ready to turn the heads and kick the butts of terrorists worldwide, starting with MILF in the Philippines.
MILFs v. MILF. Sure, the Moro MILF may talk a good game and do their share of killing, but could they withstand a full-frontal onslaught of true-blue American MILFs? Would they even try? Or would they think, "Screw this terrorism -- I'll take Stifler's mom and a green card!"
Van | 08/18/07 at 09:00 PM | Categories: WWIV
Trackback Pings
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.keshertalk.com/cgi-bin/mtb.cgi/6579
Comments
Kesher Talk Censors Strike Again!
Hello Judith (head censor) et al.
Here's a story you will probably censor:
What are you so afraid of?
He's *your* candidate.
PS: comments shouldn't be censored unless the have hate speech.
Do you consider Rudy lying about being at ground zero as much as workers 'hate speech'?
Don't be so afraid of your own candidate. This stuff is all over the internet.
Judith (hearts) Censorship | August 19, 2007 12:31 PM
OK troll, you're out of here.
You can post any links you want about anything you want, but the idea that I'm "censoring" anything just because I can't read your mind is getting old. If you think I'm missing something you can bring it up in a polite way.
BTW TPM has 100x the traffic I do. So how am I "censoring" anything by not linking to it? In any case, I'm glad you posted the link, and now you're out of here. I've fished you out of my spam cellpool twice and that's it. If you want to be an asshole do it on your own blog.
You never answered my question about whether you were from Kos or Ron Paul. But now you never will.
Judith | August 19, 2007 08:14 PM
Now that is just funny.
Having been in the PI doing counter-MILF operations, I am now firmly in favor of MILF v. MILF.
Cordially,
Uncle J
Uncle Jimbo | August 19, 2007 08:20 PM
