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January 30, 2008
Rudy's Brilliant Strategy: The Race for 2012, When Time Ends
I'm disappointed that Rudy Giuliani dropped out of the GOP race. But after intensely gazing at my navel for hours on end, I realized he has in fact run a brilliant, long-term campaign geared NOT for 2008 but for 2012.
Rudy, I am firmly convinced, is positioning himself to be the president-elect on The Day That Time Ends. Surely you've heard of it?
Days after the 2012 election, everything changes in a big way on December 21, 2012, according to interpreters of Mayan calendar. We should be thinking about who we want to be president then to usher in a new era of global consciousness and very possibly the return of the god Quetzalcoatl. Apocalypse 2012 is a good overview of the issues, nicely spooky website. The website 13 Moon gets right to the heart of the excitement:
Pacal Votan's prophetic call is alerting present-day humanity that our biological process is transforming, approaching the culmination of a 26,000 year evolutionary program. Bringing the return of universal telepathy, heightened sense capacity, and self-reflective consciousness, this is a return to the sacred domain of our inner technology. This grand cycle of evolution will culminate winter solstice, December 21, 2012 AD.
So Rudy is probably thinking Clinton or Obama will be elected in 2008 -- the tides of history are running against the GOP. He's no doubt telling himself, "As the Day of Dread approaches, panic will break out, chaos will explode, social order will break down, the Yankees will win the World Series. Who's better prepared to handle that than me? Hillary? Obama? Get real -- I've looked death and Donna Hanover in the face and survived both!"
Certainly, I always associate Rudy Giuliani with "self-reflective consciousness." If that's not enough, consider that a rare white buffalo was born in 2007 on a farm in Wisconsin. Here's the picture. Pretty freaky, isn't it? You can't discount those baby buffalos.
So be honest with yourself: Who would you want going nose to nose with the great and terrible Quetzalcoatl when he returns in his chariot drawn by flaming polar bears to embrace Mother Gaia and usher in an era of telepathic vegan planetary consciousness (not to be confused with the Age of Aquarius, the Harmonic Convergence, the Singularity or Y2K)? Do you hanker for the new man of hope, Barack Obama, to face him (with help from Oprah), or perhaps Hillary Clinton (supported by Bill, who would be pestering the Big Q about hooking up with doe-eyed virgins before they're sacrificed?)
So don't cry for Rudy. It's all part of The Plan. He'll be back in a big way in 2012 (cue ominous music) Before Time Runs Out.
Van | 01/30/08 at 11:19 PM | Categories: - GOTV '06 to '08
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The world will not end in December 2012. Not even the Maya believe that idea.
Here is the Jewish theory of redemption:
--- Babylonian Talmud, Sanhedrin 98a
Rabbi Joshua ben Levi met Elijah, who was standing at the the door of Rabbi Simeon ben Yohai's tomb, and asked the Prophet: "Will I have a place in the world to come?"
Elijah said: "If the Lord is willing"
Rabbi Joshua ben Levi then asked Elijah: "When will the Messiah come?"
Elijah said to the Rabbi: "Go, ask him yourself!"
b' Levi asked: "And where does he sit?"
Elijah replied: "At the gate of the City [of Rome]."
b' Levi asked: "And what sign will reveal him to me?"
Elijah replied: "He sits among the sick, poor and wounded and all of them loosen and bind their bandages together. But he loosens one and rebinds it, saying: 'If I am wanted, I will not be delayed'"
So Rabbi Joshua journeyed to the City gate, found the Messiah and said to him: "Peace be upon you, my Teacher and Master"
The Messiah said to him: "Peace be upon you, son of Levi!"
Joshua said to the Messiah: "When will you come, my Master and Teacher?"
The Messiah said: "Today!"
Rabbi Joshua then returned to Elijah, who asked him: "What did the Messiah say to you?"
Rabbi Joshua said to Elijah: "(the Messiah said) 'Peace be upon you, son of Levi'"
Elijah said: "He promised you and your father a place in the world to come'
Rabbi Joshua said to Elijah: But the Messiah told me a lie! For he said he would come today but he did not come!"
Elijah said to Rabbi Joshua: "He told you thus: 'Today, if you will hear his voice'" (Ps 95:7)
Rav said that all the calculated dates of redemption have passed, and the matter now depends upon repentance and good deeds. But Samuel maintained: it is sufficient for a mourner to keep his mourning. Sanhedrin 97B
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